Tuesday, October 27, 2009

BacktoBusYmess

BacktoBusYmess
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I have a bus TICKET on the Trailhound for a delayed departure cost me 29 dollars over the counter I may have to eat the ticket with some bread and salt it is a Jewish thing but mine is not curcumscribed at all I am a little Gentile hangging by the skin of my neck. Sew today in a pocket episode down full obsolete up then turn them both around. I BOUGHT and paid for a MONTHLY 30 day pass so I can ride the SHuttle bus up to this Fort in the SKY. Lewis and Clark would be proud of that Bike path. I lost the seat cover I think it was a girl she wanted something that belonged to eye upon her head after all it was a hat before a seat. I am not a tight wadd by any means next year is soon enought to part with money can be food now needed in the snow. The most important part of any poets day is the internet access and it seems to me that eye now have that sewed asunder. If you got to find a CharlaX poem and for some strang reason have no link there is a picture on the main website that just says Poets over underneathe. Hit the picture where it says next about Thirty Eleven times and CharlaX7 magically appears indifferant to his surroundings hit this link and its the main website now I was very greatly relived to see this work under mye mouse clicked handsome man. The green bike can now be left downtown at the Trolley stopped there when I left. I saw the girl on her bike wearing my bike seat cover its now a hat again and eye am relived again that it was a woman has it no fight is brewing in my time left now available I stay until THREE p.m. so that I have time to gather food for Bebe my pet skunk. SHe never gets enought.

BacktoBusYmess

BacktoBusYmess
ewe.ici
I have a bus TICKET on the Trailhound for a delayed departure cost me 29 dollars over the counter I may have to eat the ticket with some bread and salt it is a Jewish thing but mine is not curcumscribed at all I am a little Gentile hangging by the skin of my neck. Sew today in a pocket episode down full obsolete up then turn them both around. I BOUGHT and paid for a MONTHLY 30 day pass so I can ride the SHuttle bus up to this Fort in the SKY. Lewis and Clark would be proud of that Bike path. I lost the seat cover I think it was a girl she wanted something that belonged to eye upon her head after all it was a hat before a seat. I am not a tight wadd by any means next year is soon enought to part with money can be food now needed in the snow. The most important part of any poets day is the internet access and it seems to me that eye now have that sewed asunder. If you got to find a CharlaX poem and for some strang reason have no link there is a picture on the main website that just says Poets over underneathe. Hit the picture where it says next about Thirty Eleven times and CharlaX7 magically appears indifferant to his surroundings hit this link and its the main website now I was very greatly relived to see this work under mye mouse clicked handsome man. The green bike can now be left downtown at the Trolley stopped there when I left. I saw the girl on her bike wearing my bike seat cover its now a hat again and eye am relived again that it was a woman has it no fight is brewing in my time left now available I stay until THREE p.m. so that I have time to gather food for Bebe my pet skunk. SHe never gets enought.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

PhysicalParoday

PhysicalParoday
PhysicalParoday
There is properties of chicken feathers but they ognore the feather part and give us the properties of the feathered barbs. As if all things are meat to eat. There is properties of a hammer they ognore the hammer and give us the properties of wood and metal inclusively breaking the hammer apart into two parts. AHha. Have you ever hit a nail with a part of wood that is hammer headless. Have you ever tried to hammer a nail without a handle in the hammer head. For that matter have you hit a nail with a chicken feather recently feather part or barbs wont matter. This is a Physical Paroday. Let us digress to the saw. The saw teeth has also been called feathers in some areas they keep saws too long. The Idea of a saw is to cut the wood into the handle for the hammer whether they add feathers some Indians dangle them on handles of there hammers and from the saw itself. See the feathers dangle on the saw. See the saw. See the saw cut into wood to make the hammer part. See the Indian make fine Turqouise Jewelry without a saw. He uses feathers leathers and hammers. When he gets hungry he may also use the hammer to get the chicken meat then use the saw to make it fit in better Kenner bake ovens easier. There is wood needed for the fire. Placed into the pan the chicken feathers fry. Barbs is used again four legs and four wings with batter after work is done. Serves a family of Six. Meat is no option in this Physical Paroday.

Friday, October 16, 2009

JesusInnJail

JesusInnJail
JesusInnJail
I was once more arressted for changing clothing in public the Policeman thought he had a Robber Baronette even after I explained that I was Homeless and the clothes were mine he said FINED and I can Arresst you for robbing yourself. I said WHATS the charge? He said Come along now We will think of something. I once made a small fire near a Motel Parking Lot. Misquiteoes was bad. I had Beer I had SIX packed. When the cops came I was so suprised I dumped out the last beer onto the little fire and made it go away too all at the same time they Laughed and left me there Hoping the Misquiteoes carried me away. All they said was Do not ever do THAT again or we will be back but they were Guffawing and laughing saying did you see that LOOK on his face that he gave us. ? Poor Jesus. Inn a Police Station they once let me out of City Jail. The premises was meant to Blow a Balloon test. I was so angry that He had arressted me for drinking only ONE QUART of BEER that I Huffed and Puffed and blew his balloon up. Really it exploded. SO, he arressted me for destrying public property. I did more time for that then I would have for being really Drunk would have gotten me a shorter stay. They Published my picture in the City Newspaper with a Caption under it all it said was Public Drunk. Even the Policeman when asked admitted they went too far and blew it up out of proportions since a Quart of Beer was only 32 ounces that Equals two cans of beer and six ounces almost the legal limit certainly not enought to be a drunk on. They were just mad at me and getting even that is why to this day that I still stay angry with the Justice System. They get things wrong more often than not. I blew a real Breathilizer Machine in the Salvation Army after they told me they smelled beer on me and kicked me out anyway I went to the line told the man to give me a straw and blew a 4.3. Banned me from staying there for Thirty days or four weeks. Said to my face You are legally dead. Drunk is what I was. I was sent to the office where they said you owe use three million dollars. You should not have tried to stay in this place here. You have stayed two many times our Charity is dry where your concerned as dry as your old poor bones. SO now I make my own home. I could write many more factual arressts reports but most of them too painfull to rembrence. Now that I am sober there are far fewer of them. Crime does not pay well today. They kick drunks out after a usual stay of only four hours. Find a moral to this story. Drink your happiness at home and stay there lock your door. When in Rome be a Roman when at home be a human. Sober up and stay that way a Public Person homeless and not helpless as I left the town where I was born for what turned out to be the last time out I noticed a Drunk sitting on the sidewalk near a bar. His head was nodding sleepy his legs tucked underneathe him a paroday of resting waiting to be arressted. A sacrificial offering the Jackrolling Drunkards an easy target will attend him later he will awaken with nothing lucky just to be alive. Still laying near the dive iff the Policeman has ignored him I still feel sorry for him even now knoeing they will even get his shoes and clothing wallet gone his snoring all thats left to him it's true. It can even happen to most all of you. Beware the excess drinking or wind up a JesusInnJail. It happened to CharlaX a time or two.

Monday, October 12, 2009

PityPatteran

PityPatteran
PityPatteran
Pity Patteran ran all over town chased my tail back into place laptop man was trying to be nice, but spaced the meeting that we had the thing completely now he is gonna give to me the business I have no clear idea of future life other than survival of the fitness scared me that he is gonna now give to me an old one in a showbox sick inside at thoughts of suicide is easy in the subzero snowbox just crawl away outside He opened up the case of the FIVE year old Dell He promised me He closed it up said NO I the laptop man have too much info on the harddrive Hurry up crawl all at once just like the Army taught me Once I lay down with Snow all over me its done He said he would fined me another one Iff I still want one but it does not sound good. 1995 0r 1998 premillineum cannot relate Marionette CharlaX is agape aglitch a monumental pain a release a long crawl to Jesus.

Monday, October 5, 2009

PoemFormatted

PoemFormatted
PoemFormatted
Call for edit.
CharlaXHaiku
OffWeederChine
Auf weid er shine off weed er chine 8
Do not weep for weed er shine 7
Off weed er chine auf weid er shine 8
Weep for weed ing chin a men 7
Here we have the classic form but it fits no known patteran it is neither tanka nor haiku. Let us call for edit.
Off Weider Chine
A CharlaXHaiku
Auf Wieder Shine Off Weeder 7
Weep for Weeder Chine 5
Weep for China Men 5
ed.note.ed After edit we have a haiku author complains the meaning is clear let the edit explain Inn this country we have many ethnic races Homeowners hire them as Gardenors at large Estates hence the Chinamen were riding lawnmowers on this Poem Formatted.