Part Three WF

Part Three WF



The next day he opened the side of the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater that the President of the Company Thommas Whirly had sent out by parcel post he had mailed it over two weeks ago again Plence was still upset at the way that President Thommas Whirly was anticipating the unrolling of events he was unnerved at the timing. The mock up included a rubber grommet spray painted silver it was supposed to be a silver bar the finished product. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic the federal agent the presenter taker for the Federal Government Department of Patents the United States patent and Trademark Office T.M. @ was slowly making notes. He said, "this patent will not be issued unless you can convince me that the machine works." Plence started to sweat. "This one sided mechanism has a access panel on the inside only it latches automatically. The green light is powered by the same CobaltBlueT.M.@ that powers the silver bars inside the Pipe.T.M.@ and moves them along at centrifugal force to the bottom of the Nearest Ocean Sea. The CObalt Blue is located in the center of the box for maximum safety the only way it explodes is customer error." Asthmatic coughed a bit at this and looked up his eyebrow was moving like a bmovie imatation of Spock. He tried to smile. Plence wiped and mopped. He continued, "the PIPET.M.@ is attached at the outlet on the left hand side no the right hand side. The AcmeLighteningRodT.M.@ is attached to the ground wire on the left side of the CobaltBlue box the purple side no wait it must be the right side." He was so confused and nervous. "But how does the CobaltRadiation move the bars along the pipe." This last part was from the FED. "Just explain that and you have your patent #EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092" this number happened to be the operational number it was Whirlys idea. Thommas should be here to do this instead of me this was Plences conscience crying out for mercy. "CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak has designed the CobaltBlue he was making a indivisible invisible bomb to thin the students priority when he decided to work FOR mankind instead and made this power that we use. Its non-lethal radiation is the power behind the force. He has no patent but he does copywrite his poems. EYE can explain the centrifugal force it lifts the silver bars all at once like a vacumn in space and moves them en masse down the pipe at an incredible pace. At subatomic levels the atoms look like tinker toys all locked together to make a log cabin." "Thats fine" this presentation is now over said the FED. He closed the notetaking book and smiled real big You have your Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater patent pending. Eye am familiar with Doctor Hices work. He is a genious.

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A whirlyfritzer patent#EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092
"But eye am the Treasurer and eye hate to fly", said Romand Plence of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.org company. "Why can’t the president of this company go and DO THIS see eh?"This last part was approaching the limit of the hearing for decibel rendering. "For once eye agree with you DOdnald"said President Thommas Whirly. That’s Romand. "What ever" said the President Thommas Whirly again he turned and said DOdnald in a duck like voice and we all supposed thet he was meanting Donald the duck. DOdnald DUck. Someone has got to get this patent to the patent office in Washington D.C. today. The supersonic airliner is the fastest means of transport on this Earth. The plans is so secret to the Cobalt Blue box that we are handcuffing them to you and mailing the key to the patent office. You are not to lose the briefcase no matter what. He had no problems getting to the airport in a Taxi Cab hack for this was Old New York the fares were all affordable to men. Donald Duck Plence got his first taste of excitement at the airport waiting for his transport into Washington. There was a ganger he was sliding up behind him with his huggies to his knees and his hat cap on backwards. He froze once when the Security Guard came too close he was in jeopardy the man would knoe it was not his briefcase and then the thing grew taught like a fishing line and he was turning to see just what he was caught on when the Donald yelled WHAT are you doing you Thief in this Airport. The ganger almost cried for he would not let go of the case it had a leather hide. You can not have this case the Donald almost smiled without cutting off my arm. The ganger was reaching for his switchblade knife but why it would not cut they never use them in a slice fight. The Guard came up and handcuffed him and led him away to Detention he was heard to say before he was outasight "This is not my lucky day or night." La Guardia is not a place for thieves in the day or the night. This should be the airport Motto. he was running now to get to the gate Security waved him threw at every checkpoint no one wanted to mess with his Government clearance (it was bogus just an afterthought of Whirly himmself he had ordered the Badge from T.M.@Radiosnack The most prolific bogus badge maker in the internet. When he got to Washington.D.C. to the (Airport namme) in Washington there was a memo waiting for him a MAN was walking with a SIGN BOARD that said WHIRLY and he was carrying a memo pad with one piece of borrowed paper on it that was found and scrounge out of someone elses notebook. He stepped up to this man with some apprehenshion. The note was short and to the point is said +"Pleance there is a new T.M.@Pipe so the ensample case is there on the front of the next counter you are coming to swing to the left and step over and pick it up. Good Lord said the Donald what iff eye missed it they are rally splitting hairs. He saw the oblong oboe case and opened it to be sure he had the right piece of equipment. It was a short mock up of a whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater pipeT.M.@ inside the case also was a can of white elmer like substance the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue@T.M. and a new memo. WEll done DOdnald now go to the MOtel we have arranged for your presentation meeting to be tommorrow. Order up several of those Arizona Dancing girls they love to come to old mens rooms and party. When he got to the room which was the Best Western Motel nearest and cheapest to the Airport he learned first hand how to remove a Jacket and a shirt from over a small briefcase and he had to wash them in the bathtub actually the shower stall and he turned the hottest water on to get them cleanest as he can and he had to put them in the closet on the wire hanger they provided. He left it there a shirt and a jacket away from being naked and he cried. He went to the presentation full of mixed emotions not sure that he was still alive. It was now a MOnday. They will see you now the Secretary smiled. He telephone was a giant Quarter with the reciever lifted it said two bits and was kinda very funny of a device he entered the enter sanctumonium. He was given the key by the representative of the United States Government who was also a Fedearal Agent.

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He was taken into the presentation room by a young secretary she was only 19 she was from Arizona. Her namme was Crustacean UnChump. She left him there to prepare the slides he removed the PIPET.M. @ from the oboe case and placed the CobaltBlueT.M. @ slide in the viewer and began to practice his orate glad he was alone this time able to prepare it first. He spit a frog out of his throat and began with this "The whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater will not be sold by us without the purchase of sufficient pipet.m. @ to reach the Ocean Floor or Seabed nearest your homeowner or businesses." We are a profit oriented company. The next slide shows our profit margin for the year past notice the two major setbacks we added a third one recently these slumps were unfortunate but did not affect the total effect of overall performance. He waved his flourish at the front Behold our Pie Chart.T.M.@ Some of this was customer errors. WE halve a half-margin moon pie with enought Black-Ink dollar signs to show a profit into the next millennium. The real presentation now begins. Rothechilde P. Asthmatic was the man in charge today. He was a Federal Agent. Everyone in Washington D.C. is a Federal Agent. The third slide was a lump of Cobalt Blue UkraniumT.M.@. This is non lethal radiation. Cobalt Blue was developed by CharlaX the poet and Jesus Freak in a Science and Engineering building in Southern ASU A small city with a losing football team and poor performance of the young 19 year old girls they drink too many whiskeys and slam too many beers. He almost used this awesome power to make a bomb invisible but his religious fervor decided him instead to create a power needed to move the whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater bars with centrifugal force to move them quickly threw the pipet.m.@ and into the Ocean or the Sea. Please look closely at the screen This is a lump of Ukranium Blue Number Two. Safe to humans animals birds and other alien life forms. It turns human waste product into silver bars from brown substance. This force from the non-lethal radiation of the cobalt blue will push the silver bars along the pipe with the centrifugal forces of atomics and hydroponics. When glued properly at both ends the thing withstands both temperature and pressures of increasing difficulty. The cobalt blue forces lift the silver bars en masse and move them along at subsonic speeds until they finally reach the Ocean floor or Seabed areas near your homes and businesses. See the warranty warrenty for more information important to the homeowner and businessmen. Businesses that are non-profit or tax-exempt such as Churches can no longer apply for a Whirlyfritzer warrenty warranty. We sell the the pipe.t.m@ and also the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue each item sold separately. Due to a malfunction of the cobalt blue application the purpleglue is white in substance and color almost looking like ElmersGlueall@T.M. When thinly coated on the ends of the pipes each pipe fits each other pipe the secret is in the sizing. Here is a scaled down version of the pipe. And he held up his crokked pipe for the presenter to see. This presentation is running long please stay tuned gentile reader ewe for CHAPTER THREE. The secretary Miss UnChump let him out to go back to the motel and told him you rally have a long URL. "Whirly" ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot eye sent you an email at the motel my namme is Crustacean. See eh??

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“But eye am the Treasurer and eye hate to fly”, said Romand Plence of the ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot@Whirly.org company. “Why can't the president of this company go and DO THIS see eh?”This last part was approaching the limit of the hearing for decibel rendering. “For once eye agree with you DOdnald”said President Thommas Whirly. That's Romand. “What ever” said the President Thommas Whirly again he turned and said DOdnald in a duck like voice and we all supposed thet he was meanting Donald the duck. DOdnald DUck. Someone has got to get this patent to the patent office in Washington D.C. today. The supersonic airliner is the fastest means of transport on this Earth. The plans is so secret to the Cobalt Blue box that we are handcuffing them to you and mailing the key to the patent office. You are not to lose the briefcase no matter what. He had no problems getting to the airport in a Taxi Cab hack for this was Old New York the fares were all affordable to men. Donald Duck Plence got his first taste of excitement at the airport waiting for his transport into Washington. There was a ganger he was sliding up behind him with his huggies to his knees and his hat cap on backwards. He froze once when the Security Guard came too close he was in jeopardy the man would knoe it was not his briefcase and then the thing grew taught like a fishing line and he was turning to see just what he was caught on when the Donald yelled WHAT are you doing you Thief in this Airport. The ganger almost cried for he would not let go of the case it had a leather hide. You can not have this case the Donald almost smiled without cutting off my arm. The ganger was reaching for his switchblade knife but why it would not cut they never use them in a slice fight. The Guard came up and handcuffed him and led him away to Detention he was heard to say before he was outasight “This is not my lucky day or night.” La Guardia is not a place for thieves in the day or the night. This should be the airport Motto. he was running now to get to the gate Security waved him threw at every checkpoint no one wanted to mess with his Government clearance (it was bogus just an afterthought of Whirly himmself he had ordered the Badge from T.M.@Radiosnack The most prolific bogus badge maker in the internet. Back after Hallowween this is not finiished just posted what eye have have a safe Holiday everyone.

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There are millions of stories of the city. This is just one of them. Jonathan Pleasent was a key man. He lived to be someone. His pride was more than anyone could stand he shinned his mustache hair. His clothing was almost perfect nothing out of place he sometimes wore those split shirttails without a belt sans tie. He would never wear a hat or cap the military tried and he was painfully discharged with an undesirable. He ruled a room entered he let no one over him or stop him his discourse was unlearned but knowledgeable enough the women liked his accent and they let him ramble on just to get the sound inside the mind to hear enough to sometimes linger over coffee with the others and gossip of his voice. He says that like a frenchmon and they sigh. They cry real tears because they know it isn’t true at all he lives there in the city. He is only one of them another of the crew. "Ten10Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaters Closer to homey," Jonathan asked me, "Is there water on Mount Lemmon", he asked slyly is there a lake or a reservoir there.? "There is a Tucson Lake it's about FORTY miles of water up there," it was the charlax poet he was musing. At least there is water in the summer time it runs in the ditch it has to come from somewhere so eye suppose it could be a manmade lake to aqueduct the cattle. Eye can not save her there is no way she is too young and involved with the program she loves to drink and partee the jazz and glitter who knoes what else she is into mabe even sex and illicit love after all money is the lower case god of everyone that has to have it some. Ewe knoe who eye meant just then. He was old he had aged almost ten years in one long nite of losing her. Part of his heart no longer works. It is hard to trust someone to love them. Eye am lucky it was not an erline this time. He is sad there is only one cure for this sadness his ewe must come to visit him soon. Jonathan Pleasent was not a pleasant man. He entered the operational code the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on the website code the spy cam when he entered the new remade code over it matched and he continued to order his whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 was now transformed to the new operational code 638476430087771333654qez7489223983940092 he noticed the inverse upper case letters were now lower case numbers. He Ordered up to the Chamber of Commerce Bank on Broadway Avenue A CObaltBlueT.M.Box@ whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater from ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com of course the office of the President Joames Branch and even the treasurer office too Romand Plence hey he thought it WAS the Chamber of Commerce of Tucson. Not just the bank. They Airlifted the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M with the CobaltBlueT.M.Box.net BOX and the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue Glue all dropped with chutes at the same time it was gawkers everywhere will you look at all those golf balls everywhere a few people had crashed and become statistics someone even had a laundry box with a plastic lid full of golf balls on the back of the truck when it hit the street it went everywhere and all over the front of the busstopped there the Sun Tran Bussline. It is hard not to resent the students they have options. There is a study hall classroom for the brighter bulbs to sit with. The man insisted on placeing the whirleyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater in the hole himmself he was fooling no one by tomorrow at this same time he would be stiff an ogre in the making. The double pipe@T.M. lines wound out from town and so crokked in the desert clime it climbed the mountain one side wind at a time. The small community at the top of the ridge line was happy they all jeered and cheered when the pipe@T.M. crew made it to the water line. CharlaX walked up to the whirlyfritzerbox and removed the packing crate list from the envelope and the warrenty warranty fell out onto the ground unnoticed by the crew. When the pipe@T.M. lines were safely in the watter and the crew was safley back inside the bank or home some of them just went home a lucky break for all of us Jonathan Pleasent walked outside the box and turned the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater on. The green light danced like two women in love. Then he opened the one sided mechanism and poured the brown like substance in the slot and closed the door. He was frowning at the light for it was supposed to be stationary and not blinking like that whay GOOD Lord on Sunday it was supposed to be a steady green light. And that was the first causualty clause for at that MOMENT of time poor Jonathen Pleasant went to heaven in a whirlyfritzer ride. The green light blinking in his eyes. Do not despare oh gentile reader ewe there had to be an accidental death to make my story true in jest eye liked this ending best for this whirlyfrtizerglomeratialsilverplater was the best western motel story for Tuscon ever done.

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Shreveport was closer to the bay but we would run out of pipe when going that way the afternoon was fading we were losing the light and the mosquitoes was coming out to bite. Most of the men drew there jackets on to keep the mosquitoes away they were huge near the Gulf water and full of fright no one wanted to get sick. We were running the PIPE.T.M. pipe@T.M parallel to the shore following the road missing most of the populated areas and making good time coming out from New Orleans. Jameson P Monte was the man in charge of this group. He had ordered the whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater online back at the ranch as they say. Typing in the instructional code twice. EZQ456333177780034674836748923983940092 once into the security cam and then added back to match. Never the same code twice. QEZ7643008777133365448367489229004938932 matched. He then sent an email to the company. Whirly ZappersunlimitedLTD.org.net.web.dot ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com
ZappersunlimitedLTDorgnetwebdot=20@yahoo.com Tuesday, October 28, 2008 4:38 PM
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We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point.ed.note this is actual copy of email sent end.ed.noted
We are down south working to restore New Orleans as a City Blue and Proper. WE are very interested in the whirlyfritzer machine especially the CobaltBluePowerForce.T.M.@ as a means of centrifugal force. WE need lots of pipe@T.M for a parallel course to the Gulf for we are not sure yet where to make the entry point. The special Delivery van was solid babay blue and there was a logo on the side that said Zappersunlimited. WE were all impressed the company had delivered its best most of the time they used Parcel Post or worse UPS. The Driver had no helper in the seat next to him so we unloaded the PipepipeT.M@pipe@T.M. and the Cobaltblue@T.M.Box.net carefully setting in the hole prepared and wiring the ground. As he drove away he was heard muttering whats the reasoning of going parallel to the road. Actually it was Pp Monte himself that decided to run down the Gulf in the event of another Hurricane there the pipe was streamed into the wind now wait think carefully about this its makes some kinda bizzarre sense. They were looking forward to the future of events even perhaps into the next millennium. WE decided to go to the Ponchartrain entry point and try to get to the Gulf via the Mississippi Delta. We already explained to ewe whay. WE called for our airdropps and every time they were on time with the Whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplaterpurpleglue.T.M. @ pf pipeglue. There should be a lengthy treatise ici about digging in the mudded basin and the problems we overcame getting the pipe into the Gulf Ocean but for the sake of brevity and sanity its dispensed with and not appended forthwith perhaps a brief explain will suffice. There is red clay down south it takes a strong back or else fierce determination to get a shovel fool. Ha.Ed.note. A typo and yet a de je vue. End.ed.note. Like a cup of coffee with ice in it after a long nite of good sleep and rest we saw the water come up one day in the distance it was there. Water water everywhere and not a dropp to drink eye think that eye will get up and jump into the sink. That’s a catchy toon where did you get that one TIMMY. It was in a CharlaXPoem eye was reading last nite. New Orleans' economy improves, but infrastructure remains a disaster the headlines of the paper echoed in my thinking as we hit the beach and up THERAMP@T.M. we went for we had ordered the best thing from Floatsom and Jetsome Industries to get the pipe to the Ocean THERAMP@T.M. was better than digging up the beach. We actually only ran the pipe as far as several lengths for the CobaltBlueT.M.@ radiation was harmless to children and fish but it does discolor after several weeks anything left laying in the water would be that aweful rust color like they have up in New York City in the Harbor. Jameson P Monte was called back at the Main Central Offices he went to the CobaltBluepurple whirlyfritzerglomeratialsilverplater and turned the green light on. He opened the one sided mechanism and added the brown substance there was lots of extra water in it for he had drank a lot of coffee with his breakfast fast he did not forget to prime the steam pipe first. He closed the access panel and gave a huge thumbs up to the computer (what a dweed of course people do things like this all the time and no one could see him) and he smiled.

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1one77 1one77 CharlaXFabels HootYOWL He turned his head around no he looked very much as iff he did it eye finally saw a large OWL do that face thing they do so well. The bandit mask looks very strang so very much the ghost like creature. Chalk white it was with the entire face covered and the wings were near as huge as any CONDOR. My hooty owl had come to visit and they came in three of them, out there it was Three AM and eye hear three times the hoot hooty hoot eye knoe so well. It could have been just two of them with the third time his reply to mate but fate decrees the nest and GOD does all the rest of things like this. A third baby owl is not amiss to think. For she would have her voice and sound just much like her mother. The owl family is the barn owl variety eye am reminded of the internet joke now. When the Judge asked the survivor what the Spotted Owl tasted like he quickly stated Condor and the Buffalo. Where did you eat that stuff the Judge was most impressed the man was soon abashed and added fifty years to his lessor charge. She started oh so slow and sweet no not a tweet a hoot. A Definitive hoot. Hoot HootY Hoot a pause and two more hooters sounded thrice. There was at least the other one in answer could there have been the third a child perhaps of union of the birds. This owl she is not shy for eye saw her face close up she is quite white a barn owl is all she is is how the stranger stated this. So huge a bird near as quite as large as any condor she has her mate and soon there will be others near. The owl so hidden in the dark so gone a form eye seldom walk at night but let them rule the dark eye love to hear them talk they speak of love and not the barn the tree is home both the cactus and the limb they love. Do not feel sorry for the little one ewe most of them are still learning how to eat the vegetation there is more than meat for a barn owl to eat. Most people plant a garden they want the owls to come police the vegetables please eat the mouses they miss them mostly in the desert places for eye have so many of them. Ewe they eat the better pieces of mye cactus.

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